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Romeo and Juliet was the greatest love story the world has ever known. But it all ended tragically. Because of terrible timing.
Bloody Shakespeare.
But what if… it had all been different? What if destiny had been on the lovers’ side? What if the fates had smiled at our lovers instead of scowled? What if our star crossed protagonists had been dealt a cosmic three course meal instead of a fateful diarrhoea sandwich?
This is the story of what might have been. The tale of what would have happened if Juliet had woken up just five minutes earlier, if she and Romeo had fled to modern-day London, if Paris and Rosaline had got back onto the scene and if Tybalt had been resurrected as a zombie (of course).
Oh and there is a mad witch from the Scottish play in the mix as well.
Romeo and Juliet 2 (and a Zombie) is the 18-rated, mad sequel to the greatest love story ever, offering full-blown, low-brow, naughty, offbeat, fringe-style fun!
Weird? You bet your iambic pentameter it is!
As well as doing stand-up Steve is also a theatre writer and director
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Adam and Eve…and Kevin - the story that started...everything!
This madcap 18+ fringe-style comedy not only explains how everything came to be but also shows us how the first humans shaped the future of the world that we live in through arrogance and horniness. And socks. Oh and a conspiracy theory or two too!
Not one for the biblical purists.
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Theatre
Steve is also a theatre writer and director
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To purchase or license the following scripts, get in touch
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How to be a Londoner in an Hour is an energetic, madcap show that explores all the weird and wonderful traits of Londoners and London town.
Londoners are a unique breed. It takes a certain level of smugness, passive-aggression and constant near hysteria to be able to live and thrive in this wonderful city. And now you can learn to become a real live one!
Packed full of weird insights, interaction, infectious musical numbers and celebrity cameos (sort of), this is a must-see show for anyone who lives in London, has ever been to London or has ever been perplexed by London behaviour.
How to be a Londoner in an Hour left me with a huge smile on my face-The Live Review
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Romeo and Juliet was the greatest love story the world has ever known. But it all ended tragically. Because of terrible timing.
Bloody Shakespeare.
But what if… it had all been different? What if destiny had been on the lovers’ side? What if the fates had smiled at our lovers instead of scowled? What if our star-crossed protagonists had been dealt a cosmic three course meal instead of a fateful diarrhoea sandwich?
This is the story of what might have been. The tale of what would have happened if Juliet had woken up just five minutes earlier, if she and Romeo had fled to modern-day London, if Paris and Rosaline had got back onto the scene and if Tybalt had been resurrected as a zombie (of course).
Oh and there is a mad witch from the Scottish play in the mix as well.
Romeo and Juliet 2 (and a Zombie) is the 18-rated, mad sequel to the greatest love story ever, offering full-blown, low-brow, offbeat, fringe-style fun!
Weird? You bet your iambic pentameter it is!
Adam and Eve…and Kevin - the story that started...everything!
This 18+ fringe-style comedy not only explains how everything - as in EVERYTHING - came to be, how the first humans shaped the future of the world that we live in through arrogance and horniness. And sock puppets.
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Not one for the biblical purists.
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